LoRes

Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: WI
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Meet me on the rooftop in an hour for the final showdown. It's going to be "Hard Corps."

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Resident Evil: TSR 1

"Iraq"

date: August 5, 2009

Damn, it's in Mexican!

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Score: 9
Splinter Cell: TSC

"Insert Default Title Here"

submission: Splinter Cell: TSC
date: June 16, 2009

You do realize that there's a 0 on the keypad which means there's 10 possible digits for each of the four slots, right? You should've started with 0000.
Also, if you have 10 possible digits, and four slots, you don't have 9,999 combinations... You have 10 factorial combos =
10x10x10x10 = 10,000

but entertaining video nonetheless

June 17, 2009

Author's Response:

Yeah, It was realized a little too late XD

But technically you never know, they could have done the 0s later.
so eh

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Score: 3
Halo For Retards

"cliche laugh here"

submission: Halo For Retards
date: June 8, 2009

not funny, just annoying

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Score: 7
Toybox

"Red Room"

submission: Toybox
date: May 25, 2009

I understood the lock right away, and the compass (which was really stretching it) but I don't know how to play the piano. I knew I was going to have to play it-- but that thump the piano makes I thought meant something was inside of it so I was clicking it for about an hour looking for the right zone like in crimson room.

The save combo was ridiculous. I couldn't even remember that sequence if I somebody told me how to do it. I could see the "frequncy" puzzle being alright, but it should've been worded more clearly in some way...

Also, the phone was annoying. First run through I didn't even know I picked up a battery. I thought it was some sort of high-tec computer for the flash drive or something. I didn't know you could rotate the phone. I figured out who to call though, as it blatantly tells you, but it would've been nice to have a confirmation sound or something when you see what it does. (By the way, check the laptop room when you do this)

Finally, I didn't know you had to sit through the credits for the ending. I got kind of tired of it after about 10 times trying to find the secret endings which weren't that different...

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Score: 7
How the Swine Flu Started

"Lolcomment Title"

date: May 22, 2009

God damn.
If Earth was a game, and Mexico was a user they would be global perma-banned faster than you could say "banhammer" for always being the noob to constantly mess things up for the rest of us.

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Score: 9
Epic Battle Fantasy

"Spirit Bomb! 10,000 damage game over!"

date: May 15, 2009

This game is fun, except for the really cheap boss attacks.

I love wasting 2 hours to carefully get to a boss then get killed by an attack when both party members are at 9999hp 999mp because it does OVER maximum health damage to both party members, THEN the boss gets to attack again.
Goku....

WTF?

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Score: 10
Murloc RPG

"Wow, This is really 1337 or I hacked this Review"

submission: Murloc RPG
date: November 9, 2008

Great game... I don't understand the Night Elf though. He punched me twice and for the rest I just attacked him until I was able to execute. Then he dropped Ragnaros, and I fought him again and killed in 1 hit at which point the arena guy says "wow you're either really 1337 or you hacked this game."

Is he supposed to drop that on his first defeat and then you can't fight him anymore, or am I missing something?

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Score: 10
Intruder Returns

"BOOM HEADSHOT"

submission: Intruder Returns
date: July 21, 2008

Awesome video, I hope you make a follow up to this.

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Score: 9
In Memory Of Elle

"Nice job"

submission: In Memory Of Elle
date: August 4, 2006

I came here looking for another version of war, as one of our Soldiers saw this. This was well done though, and a good tribute. I don't know how many people would trust an internet site, espicially one that has a tank on their logo, and that has forums with something serious like this story, but I guess you would. And it worked.

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Score: 8
StarHunters Online V2.0

"Missing <pwnzl>title.dll<width=31337 hax=no?=0>"

date: July 23, 2006

haha this one made me laugh, too.
I like the original ideas and the accurate weapons, such as the box of crayo.... I mean shotgun.
It would have been another perfect video had there been some more "dungeon raiding" or questing... whatever they were doing haha but the in-town problems were another good area to go to.

I also liked the unloaded terrain hahaha I've been there...
Also, the connection problems of actually trying to get ON the server are hilarious heh

I can hardly compete with ideas to give for another episode if you choose to make on, but man I sure hope you do. nice work

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